My brother has this bad behavior of flirting with my girlfriends that I bring home. But after what transpired last weekend I am convinced that he has changed his fisi ways.
I had invited my co-workers over for a game night. All of them left around 11pm except one lady that had fallen for my brother’s charms. I finally retire to bed cause I feel irritated by them and two, my big age would not let me stay up past midnight. My mother’s son is left on the couch making out with his “new girl”. Before this my couch has been a virgin and at this hour I did not have the energy to stop them so that I can defend its honor. This girl proceeds to tell my brother she loves his vibes and before they take their vibe to another level, she feels the need to confess something. My brother holds the girl closer and tell her that there is nothing she could possibly tell him that could possibly make him walk away from that moment. She then reveals that she was born a man but now identifies as a woman and admits to having undergone a gender reassignment surgery. My brother bolts out from my apartment running like his ass has been set on fire. He kept running for 4 miles until he got to a mutual friend’s house.
My brother has since then sworn off one night stands and alcohol. He constantly shake his head in disbelief saying how he doesn’t believe how he just made out with a man. We try to tell him that he is not woke enough when we are not laughing too hard at his adventures.
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